Thursday 1 September 2011

Going Commando - Alan Cracks

'I used to say Nuts to No Knickers', said Prof Alan Smyth, reportedly aged 40, 'but going Commando was a breeze', he told this reporter whilst tucking into his morning Shreddies, 'I'm sticking to my chamois from now on', he said. 

Prof Smyth is considering an offer to play a Weasel in Wind in The Willows at The Nottingham Playhouse


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